Some time again I launched a bizarre little venture referred to as Crime Life Simulator — a criminal offense sandbox RPG informed fully by way of textual content.

In the event you missed it: it's principally a text-based GTA. No graphics. Simply selections, programs, chaos, and means too some ways to interrupt the legislation.

It’s been out for a bit, however I’ve stored it alive with common updates — new mechanics, weapons, objects, and extra questionable issues you are able to do.

What’s new currently?

• A sketchy new meals truck: White Burger (Now sells burgers, fried rooster, and adrenaline — naturally.)
• Adrenaline Shot: Heals, revives the lifeless, however overuse results in coma (as a result of why not)
• New weapon: Breathcutter — a dagger that strikes a single goal as much as 3 occasions
• Added: “GTA Cheats” Boook (it does one thing… ultimately)
• Now you can raid gangs, kill the boss, and loot their money
• Additionally added: rice balls, takoyaki, yakitori, tempura, oden. (Don’t ask.)
• Fastened bugs like lacking audio when switching apps and peculiar multi-battle crashes

What's the sport like?

You begin broke, perhaps dishwashing or robbing homes. From there, it’s as much as you:

• Steal automobiles, rob banks, smuggle medication
• Get into gang wars or jailbreaks
• Run a takeout facet hustle
• Do shady actual property offers
• Punch individuals in underground boxing matches
• Fly a spaceship. Sure, critically.

It's a sandbox. It's text-driven. It will get fairly darkish. It additionally doesn’t take itself too critically.

Obtain hyperlinks

• Android (Google Play): https://play.google.com/retailer/apps/particulars?id=com.hao.hun.usa

Free & Advert-Free

• No advertisements, no timers, no gacha
• Elective IAPs (like $5–10 max), or simply grind for all the pieces
• We additionally drop free merchandise codes repeatedly on Discord and in Reddit feedback

Need a free premium weapon?

In the event you’re on iOS (Unique model), go away a remark and I’ll ship you a code for the Tang-Sword — expires June 10, 2025.

That’s it — in the event you’ve tried the sport earlier than, perhaps give it one other spin. It’s gotten just a little greater, just a little crazier, and yeah… nonetheless fully fabricated from textual content.

Thanks for studying — completely satisfied to reply any questions concerning the sport or solo dev life.